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hemlockes-key:

breadedsinner:

Uh hey quick question what the FUCK does that mean?

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“show up on time”

you heard it here folks, it’s exclusively a millennial thing to be late. boomers and X/Y are perfectly punctual. all of them.

“no complaining”

yeah, you better do backbreaking physical and/or psychologically/mentally taxing labor for this company that doesn’t care enough about you to you to make sure you can survive off the wages they almost begrudgingly give. none of that “i have to choose between rent and food” nonsense.

“don’t leave your job after a few months”

people don’t leave jobs for shits and giggles. they’re either so miserable that the prospect of being unemployed is FAVORABLE to their working conditions, OR they found a better opportunity. god forbid people move on from companies who have zero loyalty to them.

“no calling parents if the work is too hard”

who…….who has ever done this………..like actually……just because some upper-class jackass’ bratty fucking trust fund baby can’t hold down a job without the aid of nepotism doesn’t mean the other 99% of millennials can’t………

“no entitlement without earning it”

you mean the way the boomers did? because any dickhead with a high school diploma and a tie could be a fucking manager in 1980. but no, tell me more about how it’s fair to offer unpaid internships to people who’re $40k in the hole for the bachelor’s they earned.

go back to reading your echo-chamber-esque, wannabe thinkpieces on why millennials are The Worst™ and shove your shit opinion up your ass.

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